pants getting tighter

so, the first obvious sign post positve test is the fact that a lot of my pants don't fit anymore. i have 2 pairs of jeans i got at Ann Taylor a few months ago in a bigger size- and thank goodness- because they're the only ones i can fit into anymore. of course, not that I want to even wear jeans or regular pants anymore. i made Dave buy me some cropped sweatpants last night, and they are sooooooooooooooo comfortable. sadly though, they remind me of this...

Gretchen: Regina, we have to talk to you.
Regina: Is butter a carb?
Cady: [Rudely] YES.
Gretchen: Regina, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday.
Regina: So...?
Karen: So that's against the rules, and you can't sit with us.
Regina: Whatever. Those rules aren't real.
Karen: They were real that day I wore a vest!
Regina: Because that vest was disgusting!
Gretchen: You can't sit with us!
Regina: [pause] These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.

Yeah, pretty much. "These sweatpants are all that fits me right now"