things i've learned about motherhood #73

after having a baby, you will never need another excuse to get you out of jury duty!

(hoping i don't find myself in jail for not showing up for jury duty in fulton county today- but i do have a baby, AND i don't live there anymore)!

things i've learned about motherhood #655

even if you hate mornings, and had to force yourself to wake up before noon, you will now be up by 7:30 (or earlier) and you won't even notice (or care)

things i've learned about motherhood #21

sick days don't exist.

period.

even when you feel as if you're on your deathbed, you are no longer #1.

but my #1 is worth putting before myself.

things i've learned about motherhood #179

once you change baby's diaper he will immediately soil the new one, making it to where you must change them again because baby needs a clean diaper to do his business in.

he will also do this once you have him swaddled and in his bed

silly baby

things i've learned about motherhood #109

you will cry almost as much as your baby does. don't worry, it just means you're still human, and you're still sane

things i've learned about motherhood #65

the recovery from childbirth is way worse than childbirth itself.

or maybe i'm just a wimp. anyway, it'd be nice to be able to sit for more than a few minutes again... guess that's why you get 6 weeks maternity leave.

things i have learned about motherhood #1

i have the smartest, cutest, sweetest, funniest baby ever.

indubitably.